Its late

and i need some sleep, unfortunately i can't be arsed to sleep! Had on a second, this is a dodgy situation to be fair! What category does this put me in then, because some might say i'm lazy, but if i was lazy i'd be in bed already wouldn't i after lying in there all day? But i'm not, because its been a very busy day, i've been all over the shop and my neck is burnt off the sun, proper stinging like fuck! Maybe this is putting me off going to sleep, maybe its not. I need to stick a reminder on my phone to pick up some calamine lotion tomorrow to sooth my worries. Loved that stuff since i was a youngin, couple of dabs of the white wonder and all conflicts just disappear. Maybe they should send a tank load over to iraq and afghanistan and rub it on each other?




Back to the category, if i'm not lazy then what am i, an insomniac? Can't be that either, get to sleep well every night, usually aided by at least 5-6 bottles of grolsch.



I actually love sleep to be honest, its one of lifes great luxuries and its for fucking free! Well in reality it isn't because you have to buy beds, duvets,sheets,pillows, pyjamas and condoms(anyone seen the price of these lately? no, neither have i). Always hated them, try to avoid them at all costs but on occasion they are a must when living in gateshead...

So i'm not an insomniac, i'm not lazy, well why can't i be arsed to go to bed then? Yes i know why! Curb your enthusiasm, thats why. Sat through the last 2 seasons tonight, what a proverbial crease man! Season 7 starts in september in america, hopefully online then aswell.



Ah fuck it, i'm off to bed. Work in the morning, i'm doing it again. I go through periods where everything said reminds me of lyrics in a song, and that sentence there reminded me of the coral.